Anyone speak Latin?

[robotech_master]

Wonder what these lyrics mean. The only Latin to English translators I find on the Internet don't get half the words and don't make much sense out of what's left…

Levis exurgit Zephyrus
et sol procedit tepidus
iam terra sinus asperit,
dulcore suo diffluit.

tu saltim veris gratia
exaudi et considera
frondes, flores et gramina,
nam mea languet anima.

Quod oculis dum video
et auribus dum audio,
heu, pro tantis gaudiis
tantis inflor suspiriis.

Ver purpuratum exiit,
ornatus suos induit,
aspergit terram floribus,
ligna silvarum frondibus.

Cum mihi sola sedeo
et hec revolvens palleo,
si forte capud sublevo
nec audio nec video.

Comments

[foomf.livejournal.com]

What it looks like it means...

"Your blue jeans can be line dried if you wash them in warm water."
"If you get dirt up your nose, it will not smell sweet."

"Remember your foreign car when driving on (freely) salted (roads.)"
"Give your grandmother a bouquet (leaves and flowers) rather than a languid hamster."

"When watching a stupid video, the sound may also be bad."
"Hoo, those gaudy elephants smell bad."

"The purple door is the exit, enter by the fancy sign."
"Harvest your asparagus before it flowers and sell it from the bus." Not sure why they said to do that. Must be a farmer's garden.

"My high school (marching band) is practicing rotary marches."
"The car park basement can be used as a fort to hide from the noise and cameras."