I am so dead

So, I've just had an accident. It wasn't much of an accident, as accidents go, but I suspect it was enough. I've already had one speeding ticket (deferred , fortunately) and bumped a car backing out. I'm fairly sure that no matter even if the fellow finds no damage done at all and doesn't call his insurance company, this is the end. "Fire him," Randy will decree, and fired I will be.

Time to call back the Wal-mart person who called me this morning and beg for an interview.