- Sat, 12:42: Happiness is a white toilet.
- Sat, 15:28: I have a clean bathroom. *celebrates little victory, then looks at rest of apartment, dishes, and laundry, and groans*
- Sat, 18:50: What did we learn from Richard III's remains? Some fascinating stuff. https://t.co/ZgapO3Fn6X
- Sat, 19:58: I like the sense of humor of people in this apartment building. https://t.co/NsKDWDprRE
- Sat, 20:00: You Could Slide a Truck Down This Monstrous 50-Foot Long Slip N' Slide http://t.co/plxpJMpSYy Wouldn't mind having that...
- Sun, 10:44: "What's our silly human doing out there?" "Dunno. Maybe I can tell if I squint." https://t.co/ViMSFEQ1gi
- Sun, 10:47: The Physics of Peeing, and How to Avoid Splash-Back http://t.co/24knFAuMBj Things you think about after scrubbing the bathroom for hours…