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The following is an excerpt from I'm a Spam® Fan: America's Best-Loved Foods by Carolyn Wyman, Longmeadow Press, 1993, pg. 131-2:

Since they first started selling Butterball turkeys in 1954, Swift-Eckrich has been behind many innovations to make it easier for people to prepare and cook the bird. The company was the first (in 1954) to develop the bar strap, a device that eliminates the need for skewers or trussing; the first (in 1971) to put giblets and necks in easy-to-remove bags; the first (in 1972) to invent the turkey lifter, a string cradle that makes it easier to lift the hot turkey from the roasting pan. But possibly the best thing Swift-Eckrich ever did for the turkey-roasting public was to start up the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line, a toll-free number devoted to dealing with questions about turkey preparation.

From six home economists who answered 11,000 questions in a corner of the Swift-Eckrich building in 1981, the Turkey Talk-Line has grown into a computerized operation that handles more than 200,000 calls annually from ambitious, inexperienced, or distressed turkey chefs.

Among the most ambitious heard in the Talk-Line's 10 years have been:
  • The woman who wanted to know if she could pop popcorn in the turkey cavity; another who wanted to stuff hers with a whole pineapple;
  • A pair who asked a Talk-Line operator, "How do you pluck a fresh turkey? We just shot it";
  • The woman who wanted to make a three-tiered bird; she was looking for a recipe to stuff her turkey with a chicken that was stuffed with a Cornish hen;
  • Among the most inexperienced have been:
  • The nonsewing cook who was relieved to hear she would not have to baste her turkey with needle and thread;
  • The fashion-conscious caller from Phoenix who wanted to know if Butterball had a double-breasted turkey;
  • The Mankato, Minnesota resident who wanted to know if she was supposed to baste under the turkey's armpits;
  • The woman who called complaining that the turkey wings didn't have any meat on them (the Turkey-Line employee solved the problem by telling her to turn the turkey over to the other side).
  • Among the most desperate:
  • The woman who forgot to remove the plastic covering before cooking and ended up with a waterproof turkey;
  • The Mrs. Clean who accidentally left a rubber glove inside her turkey when she cooked it;
  • The guy from Santa Fe who wanted to know if Butterball did door-to-door delivery of cooked turkeys.
  • While they have people on the phone, the Talk-Line operators gather statistics about the holiday cooking. Their 1989 and 1990 results revealed that even in postfeminist times, 92% of turkeys are prepared by women and 70% carved by men (80% of the time in the kitchen rather than the dining room). In addition, almost 28,000 cooks said they took pictures of their bird.

    When asked how she learned about the Talk-Line, one caller replied that she saw it in a newspaper lining the bottom of a kennel at the vet's office where she worked. One young North Carolina woman's bewildered response to the same question reveals a lot about how the Talk-Line is peceived and respected. "It's like asking how you know your grandmother!" she said.

    The Butterball Turkey Talk-Line (800-323-4848) is staffed from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Central Standard Time weekdays for about a month before Thanksgiving, from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Thanksgiving Day, and 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. weekdays from Thanksgiving until a few days before Christmas.


    I always like to read that, about this time of year.

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    Date: 2003-11-15 08:05 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] point5b.livejournal.com
    And a fully illustrated recipe here that makes me want to try it. Not so sure about whole stuffed camel, though.

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