My tweets

• Thu, 04:00: 1930s Message in a Bottle Discovered at Indianapolis Construction Site https://t.co/cssLBVfeCM This was found only a mile or so from me.
• Thu, 09:10: I don't know why some people hate asparagus. After all, you never know when you might need to fix aflatagus.
• Thu, 09:15: Someone should make up an asparagus dish called aflatagus just for the sake of that joke. "You need asparagus to fix aflatagus."
• Thu, 10:12: RT @ParkerMolloy: This comic by @Nick_Anderson_ feels appropriate today. https://t.co/p9DHJDQhon
• Thu, 10:16: So, yeah... https://t.co/7OhoTRRnU5
• Thu, 10:25: Hey, right on, that Hoosier. https://t.co/xdEcN8KMcb
• Thu, 10:35: Freaky. https://t.co/hE2MEYHG2J
• Thu, 11:03: @waltmossberg Speaking of remaking TV, I'm curious: have you heard of rabb.it? It "remakes" a different aspect of TV for the digital age.
• Thu, 11:05: Rowr. *crunch* https://t.co/6XVUa8Ps5J