- Fri, 13:00: This seat's taken, human. https://t.co/k0nEY5e4wA
- Fri, 13:01: So is this one. https://t.co/xWF0UKFZws
- Fri, 13:44: Got a maintenance guy over here roto-rooting my bathtub drain. The cats are puzzled at all the funny noises.
- Fri, 17:19: Being adorable all day is exhausting. https://t.co/zOXe9jOYXb
- Fri, 19:27: I must admit, in terms of representing the tendency toward excess for which America is clichéd,… https://t.co/F7QLUFkZmf
- Sat, 04:00: You'll get triple the Borderlands Legendaries from now on - GamerTellGamerTell http://t.co/4uDFHzcWiW Woot! Loot!
- Sat, 11:59: Gun show. (@ Exposition Hall (Indiana State Fair Grounds) in Indianapolis, IN) https://t.co/LWRRG0CSsG