My tweets

• Sat, 13:38: If a bunch of teenaged girls were elected to Congress, would they have Lisa Franking privileges?
• Sat, 14:36: We should all strive to live life in such a way that Westboro Baptist will picket our funeral. http://t.co/16UubdX0Zc
• Sat, 20:00: Evidence Copy Of 'CitizenFour' Needs To Be 'Locked Up' Claims Plaintiff Suing Snowden, Filmmakers For Billions http://t.co/BWKarbAhX4
• Sun, 11:09: I’m hungry, you’re hungry, let’s do this. Sign up here and get $5 off your first order with @OrderUp! https://t.co/B5iczPRkYM #ReferOrderUp