My tweets

• Thu, 22:10: Ah, Springfield drivers. Just watched not one but TWO cars whiz in front of a fire truck coming up the cross street sirens blaring.
• Thu, 22:10: No open box Insignia TVs at the store today either, alas.
• Thu, 22:53: RT @elfsternberg: Brony hospitalized with six unnamed objects lodged in his rectum. Docs won't say what the objects were, but list his c ...