Drabble: Unicorns & Sluggy Freelance
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archangelbeth. I wasn't able to work in the unicorn putting its head in Bun-bun's lap—but I tried to come up with what I thought Pete might have done with it, so I think she'll be satisfied...
The trees stood in ageless ranks around the shaded clearing. Here sat a maiden fair—and in her lap, the unicorn rested its head…
…until the mini-lop appeared and did something to its foreleg. "OK, I'll take it from here."
The unicorn rose. "She's all yours."
Bun-bun hopped into the now-vacant maiden's lap. "Thanks, pal. Hiya, toots!"
At the edge of the clearing, Torg stared as the unicorn walked past, a couple of fifties stuffed into the garter on its foreleg. "A unicorn gigolo?"
The unicorn snorted. "Do you know how expensive a full-body perm with horn-and-hoof buff is these days?"
archangelbeth. I wasn't able to work in the unicorn putting its head in Bun-bun's lap—but I tried to come up with what I thought Pete might have done with it, so I think she'll be satisfied...The trees stood in ageless ranks around the shaded clearing. Here sat a maiden fair—and in her lap, the unicorn rested its head…
…until the mini-lop appeared and did something to its foreleg. "OK, I'll take it from here."
The unicorn rose. "She's all yours."
Bun-bun hopped into the now-vacant maiden's lap. "Thanks, pal. Hiya, toots!"
At the edge of the clearing, Torg stared as the unicorn walked past, a couple of fifties stuffed into the garter on its foreleg. "A unicorn gigolo?"
The unicorn snorted. "Do you know how expensive a full-body perm with horn-and-hoof buff is these days?"
